Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
She swung at the pinata with crutches
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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