Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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