i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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