pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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