? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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