A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Your mouth is God's brothel.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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