I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
How's work?
Spinning.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
It's official drugs can't kill me
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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