She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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