dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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