We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
