Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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