i don't plan on having that self control this summer
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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