if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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