Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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