absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
