Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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