How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I'm sobbing to NWA
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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