Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
they call him Oral-B. enough said
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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