I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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