Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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