belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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