Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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