Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I just forgot I was standing up.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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