If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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