Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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