you have to choose: penises or morals?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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