Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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