He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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