There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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