It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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