If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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