we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Can't talk, ducks in the car
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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