it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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