.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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