Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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