the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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