3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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