I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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