I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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