You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
only you would photoshop your dick
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
