none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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