oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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