And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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