So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
COCAINE IS GR8
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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