"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Pants 0. Shit 1.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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