have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Randomize