She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
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