love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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