I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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