I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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