Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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