never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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