The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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