i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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