And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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