so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
