According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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