Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
