She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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