gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
