ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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