I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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