Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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