Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
