Little spoons don't ask big questions
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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